i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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