try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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