I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
