I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Randomize
