Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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