Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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