Why are handjobs necessary in class?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Someone signed my nipple.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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