There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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