i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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