I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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