Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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