A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
mondays should just be called national damage control day
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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