I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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