I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I lost the right to judge tonight
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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