I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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