so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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