who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My dick has a subreddit
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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