It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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