tell your sister to shave her snatch
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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