she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
