Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jรคger
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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