Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize