Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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