I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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