The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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