Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
