I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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