im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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