And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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