just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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