So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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