i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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