so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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