why didn't you poke me back
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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