There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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