Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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