Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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