i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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