somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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