lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
This is my gift to your gina
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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