Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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