I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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