the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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