genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Welp...herpes.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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