We're like a lot better than the average bears
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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