Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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