Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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