Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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