Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
where does the pee come out of this thing
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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