i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Randomize
